Another Pack of Mongrels
Neighbours Lawn - "There's nothing quite as satisfying as shitting on the neighbours lawn"
Trevor - "Trevor liked walks on the beach and howling at the moon"
Derrick - "Every dog has his day, Derrick felt his was Thursday"
Darren - "As best freinds go. Darren had some bad habits."
Nancy - "Nancy was a bitch all right-but she was his bitch"
Walter - "Walter was one for letting his desires be known"
Walking - "Sometimes its the man walking the dog. Other times its the dog walking the man"
