Bunch of Rascals
Frank - "Frank was an ass. He blamed his parents"
Samson - "Lets be honest, Samson was a cock, say no more"
Campbell - "Campbell felt his reputation wasn't fully deserved"
Nigel - "Nigel, though excellent at playing ball, could be a bit of a prick"
Arthur - "Arthur wasn't one to take you for a ride"
Janet - "Janet would put her neck out for the right person"
Betsy - "Betsy wanted to be a nightmare more than anything"
